hear the glass breaking?

well well wells, i'd hate to have a blog full of sensationalized facts, which, by the way, is an absolute oxymoron, but hey, the world is pretty warped if you ask me. we even have 'deafening silence' so i reckon its safe to say that the impossible is possible, ehy?

ANYWAYS!

i have news. or probably what would hint at JUICY JUICY JUICY news! whoooooooooooo~

*alfred hitchcock music* it is ze mystery of ze century. how it happened, le cat does not know.

ok enough drama. i haven't blogged in a while not because i had nothing to blog about but i really lacked the time. GASP!!!! i have a liiiiife! whooooooooooooooopeedoogoldberg. yeah. i'm that excited. but also that broke. i'm going for a bbq tmw only because it means free dinner. sigh.

but i have something to tell you. i do't know how i'm supposed to start but well.

so, imagine us at changing appetites, gingerly poking zh's mango-cheese-chicken combo. i have no idea what it was called but you can be damn sure they had some crazy exotic name for a crazy (but good!) combo like that. but thats not the point.

gabs: ok guys its my treat.

zh: wow! what did i do to deserve this special treatment? (pretends to ponder for a while before screwing up his face in mock horror) don't tell me...

gabs: (rummaging through her wallet. yeap its that big enough for her to rummage through.)

zh: is it because of THAT night?

cat: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11

yeap. thats just one of the few zany conversations i''ve been through the past week. weeks. whatever.

and you can ignore my introduction. its just one of those days lah.

and i'm quite stuffed now. i opened a box of Oreo Os at work yesterday and 1/2 an hour later, it mysteriously disappeared. ok there wasn't any mystery to that but, you know, we didn't realise we were eating that much at such a speed. meaning to say, the 5 of us ate enough cereal (at night) to last us for about 4 breakfasts. that plus the family-sized block of black forest chocolate and kimchi ramen noodles. and keropok. and i forgot what else but i remember waking up today with a heavy stomach. i remember cooking, too.

yeah. anyone who is a waitress is a piranha