okay, lah. not bad ah.

i had a good weekend, so to speak.

i cleaned a kid's stinky puke off the baby chair and witnessed his mum shout at his dad. poor hen-pecked fool. i'd bet he never knew she had a temper so foul. i thought she looked like a sweet thing, seriously. stupid bitch. made me clean up after her son without any apology, mind you! she just went "excuse me. he vomit ah" and without skipping a beat, went back to gorging herself with ikan panggang. yeah. my jaw dropped and my hair curled. it's not like his regurgitated mass smelt like roses, ok.

oh! and did i mention the fact that today, i fell asleep on 170 and ended up at the checkpoint?

yeah. i sorta wandered a bit and apparently set foot in the "restricted area". because i didnt have a passport, the officers had a mild heart attack. basically spent the next 45 minutes being escorted by officers from place to place. and i even got interrogated ah! how fucking awesome is that (sarcasm not intended)?! ok, so it was a 'going through the motions' thing, but still! i think it's awesome. and to be escorted by officers. fu-yoh. also, i saw uniformed boyish-looking-men wielding old-fashion looking guns AND ON THEIR HEADS, COWBOY HATS!! omg ah. adventure.

now all i really need is undisturbed sleep for at least 8 hours and i'd be oh-so-happy.

how was your day?

*sniggers snootily*