i received an e-mail yesterday and don't know why but i decided to read the entire clause at the bottom that comes with every e-mail correspondence. bo liao at it's finest, man.
so, anyway, i did that, and tried to made sense of the whole mumbo jumbo when i stumbled upon a very clever quote from an even cleverer man.
'insanity,' it read, 'is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.'
from einstein, frizzy-haired eccentric who comes up with theories no one can truly grasp.
why people put little phrases at the end of e-mails is beyond me. am i supposed to think highly of you for having a witty phrase at the end of your e-mail? am i supposed to think you're well-read? like, step-kiang only lah.
anyways, i asked ry out on a whim today because i thought i'd forget her face if i didn't. hah. thing is, i saw kids everybloodywhere. and almost every kid i saw was crying. no, WAILING. as in, BWAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHWAHWAAAARGH-wailing. tsk. evolution sucks. babies now have PA systems as vocal cords.
and i keep seeing pregnant women everywhere! either that or ladies are getting rounder tummies and fatter ankles.
i personally find it disturbing that our birth rate increased after the implementation of the baby bonus package. don't you?
the world's gone wrong. there's a hole in the sky and butches are falling in love with gays.
sheeshabillysballs.
i saw my skin under harsh light and its hideous. i havent eaten a fruit since dinosaurs died. and the last piece of veg i ate came from a burger. i'm going to turn into a carnivorous thing with bad hair and bad skin.
gonna do something about it.
soon lah.
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