Thursday, September 13, 2007

blame it upon the rush of blood to the head

i've got a new job! i haven't quit THE RESTAURANT though, cos i'm a wuss and that place has a strange hold on me.

i can't let goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. plus, its the easiest place to make money.

but the new place is cool. i start on friday. that's my off day but i dont give a damn! they give caaaaaash! KA-CHINGGG.

but well. soon. i made a few goals just now. and i plan to scrimp and save and have AT LEAST a thousand buckeroos in my bank account by next year. that probably means that i can't quit sanur any time soon. nyeh heh. excuses excuses.

3 ways to achieve this.

1. work like shit before school starts and not shop or watch movies or spend anyhow on miscellaneous stuff/activities. HAH.

2. stop being late so that abang won't cut my pay. boss' decision because he's a wuss who hasn't gotten any for centuries. the fine's one minute, one dollar and last month i got 33 bucks deducted! what a fucker. good thing abang's a nice person sometimes :) i mean, you really think i chocked up ONLY 33 minutes of lateness last month??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

3. bodek tomok, fiona style. this includes smiling alot when he visits the outlet and offering him iced tea. also, layaning him and not ignoring him and telling him that his ugly banner is actually guh-guh-guh-gorgeous. HAHAHA yeah. i'm fucking kidding you. boss doesn't deserve it. which boss does?

oh yeah. and one more thing.

4. leverage on the weekday lunchtime office crowd and get as much tips as i can! because of our new-found motivation factor (KA-CHINGGG!!), shorty, zara and i are trying very hard to pretend the customers aren't a bunch of coprocephalics with platinums and we're succeeding! yayzors. KA-CHING, KA-CHING, KAAAAA-CHINGGGGG!

anyway, to not make you think that i'm money-minded and materialistic and shallow, i'm going to make the last part of the post heartfelt and filled with warmth and love and all that jazz.

i love my daddy because he's old and he makes me feel like i must protect him now. and despite him having most of his teeth taken out and having a hard time eating, i still think he's macho.

1 comment:

Lord ShadowKhan said...

it's all about the money..it's all about the dum dum da da da dum.