Monday, August 27, 2007

have fun for the rest of your life.

zh tagged me and apparently, i am REQUIRED to state 8 random facts about me. 8 facts, huh. FACTS. gee.

1. i am a girl. or, at least, i meet every physical characteristic of a female human. i think.

2. i chew my fingernails. i'm trying to recall if i have ever swallowed any.

3. i hate sci-fi but am an avid orson scott card fan.

4. my hair is made up of an unknown element. when added with water and glycerin, it produces a white ppt and an unknown gas, as observed through the massive bubble production. gas is said to be combustible and highly reactive to warm, damp conditions. element is said to be a cousin of kryptonite. superman, beware. marketing dept have yet to come up with a super cool name.

5. i have the attention span of a two year old kid.

6. i am extremely fickle. not something im proud of. i think. but then again, being fickle is a good thing, too, sometimes. i don't know. i like being fickle. no wait. i don't. grr. or maybe i do. yeah. ok, no no. i take that back.

7. people dont laugh at my jokes, they laugh at me laughing at my jokes. snort har har har haaaargh cough cough cough.

8. i am, by definition, not lame. i can walk perfectly well, except for that weird gait i'm most reputed to have. fuck you, iven. i walk like that cos my toes are in the way godammit!

nap time. later, alligator.

6 comments:

Lord ShadowKhan said...

the element in ur hair is krlshyrnite, said to be the weakness of legendary hero Lord ShadowKhan.

Polalion said...

i got ender's game!

cat attack said...

ender's game sucks, zh. believe me. ender's shadow is tres cool, though.

Maggot. dah lama tak jumpa, friend.

Polalion said...

it doesn't suck la.

i just finished reading it.

predictably, many things fail to stir anything in me because i already know from reading ender's shadow.

as a matter of fact, i've been curious about ender's mind since reading ender's shadow.

there are many things to like about it, so why does it suck?

i'm getting speaker for the dead next, hopefully soon enough.

cat attack said...

ok speaker of the dead is cool. not bad. not very sci-fi, though. i'd go as far as saying that its quite zen. if you wanna follow bean's storyline, borrow shadow hegemon & shadow puppets. pretty political. but i tell you. card is fucking brilliant.

Nat said...

Um, yesterday I read a pop-up book about Cinderella. But it had sci-fi in it - there's no other way they could've made a pumpkin move unless a tractor beam was involved. So there.

Yay me.