tangibly positive.

i know sometimes you get fed up and bored and say bad things. but i'm lucky i have you.

so what do you say back? what what what?

you say "HAHAHAHAHA OKAAAAAY" and shrug it off and then secretly ponder over it for days on end.

some things stick with you forever.

mostly the bad and the ugly. like e-mails and stuff.

and shorty finally came back. apparently she got confined by the 'thorities. i miss what used to be. but anyhoos, she and her sweetheart, nora, invited us to go to a lesbian bar where they *whooooops* moonlight. and i'm not even remotely lesbian, contrary to popular belief ah seriously.

seems like no matter how hard i try, this whole yin-yin energy keeps getting attracted to me. its like a self-fulfilling prophecy, balls. you act like i'm lesbian so i act like a lesbian. inevitable. anyways, girls are nice to watch, whether they're silently fuming or bitching or fussing or throwing tantrums. they're an entertaining lot, admit it. and it doesn't hurt that they're pretty, too.

and when you accidently touch them, they don't shoot you venom-filled glares because you don't have a dick! also applies to gays and geeks who talk to you with their eyes scrutinising the intricate designs on the concrete floor.

yeeeeeaaaaaah maaaaaan.

i mean, i'm not lesbian! i love maynard!

even though, sometimes, he wears a dress.